Posted on March 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm.

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Catholic church introduce 7 new sins

Catholic church introduce 7 new sins

That’s right, one of the worlds most hilarious and simulataneously psychotic and scary organisations, the Catholic Church, has introduced seven new sins.

“You offend God not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbour’s wife, but also by ruining the environment, carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments, or allowing genetic manipulations which alter DNA or compromise embryos,” he said.

Cutting bits of people out to save their lives is fine, as long as you don’t use a very very very small knife and cut the very very very small bits. Good to know. The Catholic Church: Telling you how to think for centuries™.

Repent now: seven new sins introduced by Vatican.

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  1. The green Pope–Bock The Robber at 4:47 pm on 3/11/08

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  2. cletus sekwo at 3:11 pm on 3/17/08

    i appreciate the effort of the catholic church, and i pray that God will continue to inspire the pope and the others to teach well. may God bless you all amen

  3. Danny MacGillivray at 11:16 pm on 3/23/08

    Everybody has an opinion. The guy who runs this site, and the Church. The difference: billions listen to the Church, agree or disagree. Only a few have visited this site and even of those none are likely influenced by your rant.

  4. Damien Mulley at 6:03 pm on 3/24/08

    Best comment ever!