Posted on April 14th, 2008 at 2:26 pm.

Tags: emergencies, emergency planning, icons

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LATEST COMMENT: Damien Mulley » Blog Archive » Fluffy Links - Thursday April 17th 2007 said [...] and Greeny on the Emergency Planning in Ireland [...]

Emergency Planning for Ireland revealed!

There’s a new Emergency Planning centre opening today to deal with the nuisance that is excessive flooding, nuclear threats etc. Do we want to know more? Hell fucking yeah we do. It’s Monday. And we’re excited. www.emergencyplanning.ie is the site. And here’s the emergencies:

Unusual packages? What, like Enda’s? And what’s with the influenza pandemic icon? Shouldn’t that be more of a green slime splodge?

Anyway, there must be more. Here’s some obvious ones:

…Do I really need to explain that one? And from Captain Emergency himself:

Yep, he’s just made a statement so vacuous, so devoid of anything, that he’s caused an actual physical disaster.

Anyone want to contribute some more? Just stick it in the comments or if you have photoshop jedi skills, here’s a blank icon to work off:

More: www.emergencyplanning.ie.

Update: Some more emergencies via the ever awesome Green Ink:

Update 2: More from superhero Green Ink:

Update 3: Off the meatrack has extended the emergencies to handle various Gary Busey related scenarios:

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14 Responses

1. Green Ink at 3:46 pm on 4/14/08

   I can’t believe they left these ones out:
   http://greeninkpen.blogspot.com/2008/04/oh-jesus-sky-is-falling.html
   Now let’s start curbing civil liberties! Life is so dangerous. Suicide is clearly the only safe option. Yep, you where you are with good old suicide.

2. admin at 3:51 pm on 4/14/08

   LOVE the Chinese Ambassador one. Added them to the post Green Ink, with a link to your site; hope thats ok.

3. Green Ink at 3:55 pm on 4/14/08

   Always. There may be another few.

4. Green Ink at 4:02 pm on 4/14/08

   http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd137/Green-Ink/guinness-shits.jpg

5. Green Ink at 4:09 pm on 4/14/08

   http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd137/Green-Ink/inappropriate-erection.jpg

6. admin at 4:17 pm on 4/14/08

   Classic! Fantastic work.

7. Green Ink at 5:11 pm on 4/14/08

   I live in blogspot not Wordpress though.

8. admin at 5:26 pm on 4/14/08

   Sorry. It’s Monday, I get excited on Mondays and make mistakes. I just asked Willie O’Dea what’s he hiding under that mustache. He showed me. Mistake.

9. roosta at 10:20 am on 4/15/08

   I like the way Pollution at sea is represented by a lone Milkshake cup. Quick! Hide! Someone threw their Burger King drink in the sea!

10. 73man at 10:52 am on 4/15/08

    Oh my God, how I laughed. Good to see they picked green as the background colour cos if they’d picked red we might have thought there was an ‘emergency’.

    My leaflet has just arrived this minute. Fantastic. Thanks Willie.

11. National Busey Warning System « Off The Meatrack at 11:31 am on 4/15/08

    [...] of fear and doomsaying, the Irish government has launched emergencyplanning.ie. As Jazz Biscuit reported, they have deployed an array of icons to give us an early warning of the impending attack of the [...]

12. asl at 1:33 pm on 4/15/08

    http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/notwentiesleft/mccainwarning.jpg

    Warning: McCain

13. asl at 1:52 pm on 4/15/08

    http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/notwentiesleft/lidlemergency.jpg

14. Damien Mulley » Blog Archive » Fluffy Links - Thursday April 17th 2007 at 5:36 am on 4/17/08

    [...] and Greeny on the Emergency Planning in Ireland [...]

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