Even Christy has a bird

Sometimes a boards.ie thread comes along that captures the hearts of us all. Even Christy has a bird is one such thread. The original post:

So, I’ve just split up with a girl I’d been going out with for a while.

I was feeling a bit sorry for meself, so I threw on a DVD and did some comfort eating

I watched “My left foot”. Great movie. But it just made me feel more sad, because even Christy Brown managed to hang on to his bird in it

So, me new drumkit arrived today, and I’m feeling artistic. I’m working on a song called “Even Christy has a bird”.

Questions:

1) Will I have to tone down the title to get mainstream radio airplay?

2) Can someone give me some lyrics….All I have so far is “Eeeeeeeeven Chistyyyyyyyy has a buuurrrrrddddd”.

many thanks

Cue creative boards members submitting lyrics:

Two toes holding a Hennessy snifter
Two toes rolling a king-sized bifter
Leaves one for you, ho, you know I’m ballsy
I got more rhymes than cerebral’s got palsy

Word, motherFricker.

Now it’s gone all youtubey:

Harmless fun or incredibly offensive? YOU DECIDE. Or not. It’s too sunny out.

[Boards.ie] Even Christy has a bird.

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