Ryanair Atlantic: “Beds and Blowjobs”

Update: Video of the press conference here:

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It can’t be a real news story can it? I can’t find a single other source for the story on Google news. Well, take it away Indo:

The airline will fly people in economy class across the Atlantic for €10, while those in premium class will pay €4,000 to €5,000 for “beds and blow jobs,” Mr O’Leary said. His local spokeswoman then began to choke on her glass of water while the Ryanair man added “surely you have a word for blowjobs in German,”according to local press reports.

Did he say it? Anyone know what blow job is in German and want to go do some blow job googling for me?

I’m just looking forward to the full page ads for this shit. And the blow jobs.

[Irish Independent] Membership of mile-high club goes on offer

Previously: The Ryanair song,The Ryanair Calendar and RyanAtlantic.


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7 Responses


  1. David at 12:40 pm on 6/19/08

    Certainly beats BA or Virgin’s business class offers…

  2. eoin at 2:19 pm on 6/19/08

    I believe the Germans call it a Franzosich (a French)

  3. Robin B at 4:13 pm on 6/19/08

    M O’L is amazing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE

    It’s all in that vid!

  4. admin at 5:07 pm on 6/19/08

    Nice one Robin cheers for that.

  5. Scatterbrain at 5:10 pm on 6/19/08

    To Michael O’Leary a blow job is simply a fan, to cool you down when you’re hot and bothered, ye’ve all got dirty one tract minds ;)

  6. IrishURLS Blog » Ryanair to offer ‘beds and blowjobs’ at 8:45 pm on 6/19/08

    [...] Update: The illustrious Mr. Jazz Biscuit has tracked down the video of the press conference: [...]

  7. german at 2:59 pm on 7/4/08

    Funny how the chick said there is no word in German for BJ. It is blasen. Google it.

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