Fáilte Towers

I dunno about you guys, but I’ve got a hard-on for RTE this August. Why? Well because of Fáilte Towers. The premise:
Failte Towers, Ireland’s only 12 star hotel, will open its doors to an unsuspecting public this August 2nd, live on RTÉ One. Presented by RTÉ’s Aidan Power and Baz Ashmawy, Failte Towers will feature 12 celebrities, each battling the heat of the kitchen, the steam of the laundry and the toil of the toilets as they are left to their own devices to run a real, fully functioning hotel.
Paddy Power has the contestants as follows:
Ronan O’Gara 11 - 8
Liz O’Kane 4 - 1
Gerald Kean 6 - 1
Andrea Roche 8 - 1
Jennifer Maguire 8 - 1
Barry Egan 10 - 1
Donna McCaul 12 - 1
Joe McCaul 12 - 1
Claire Tully 20 - 1
Christ. And Ronan O’Gara? What the hell is wrong with you chief?
Anyway. You can:
Apply for a room.
Register your function to take place at the hotel.
Or just apply to be in the audience.
Who cares about the weather when we’ve got this to look forward to?
[RTE] Failte Towers official site.
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6 Responses
Who the fuck is Baz Ashmawy?
celebrities !! (except roger of course) Where is Michael Healy-Rae? Who is Aidan Power? this is a wind-up…..right?
Donna and Joe?
…christ.
“Ireland’s only 12 star hotel” hahahahahahahahhhhha
the 5 Hs in a row are me choking from laughing.
Does this mean on the last night two people will be attempting to run a whole hotel?
What is this shite? Why pay a tv license when they just waste it on rip offs of 3rd rate british commercial-channel tripe like this?
and….. Ronan O’Gara???
There used to be a chipper in Mullingar called Failte Towers, some said it was a restaurant. They did a great Egg Burger chips and pot of tea at one in the morning, fond memories.
Twenty major, who the fuck are you?