It’s uncanny.

The Irish Independent says ‘We can rebuild him.’

Our sartorially challenged new Taoiseach will have to brush up on the personalgrooming if he’s going to be the acceptable face of modern Ireland. We askedthree styling gurus and our graphic geniuses to show him his true potential.

I didn’t know sartorially related to clothes and tailoring. I thought it was to do with him being fat. I also thought the thing to do was to give ‘em all botox:

But that might be a bit extreme in his case.

At least let the man explain:

[Independent.ie] Cowen: it’s hypocritical not to accept my pay hike.