Average Irish joe: Oh man, Dublin City Council. You’re so not with it. God, I have like, 11 blogs and do all my banking via an iPhone which is powered by my ‘up for a laugh’ personality. Eh, hello, Web 2.0 or anything? I think I’ll hit Starbucks for a cup of their new lifestyle mocha latte and then hit the gym. Haha gym. I mean take cocaine of course. So embarrassing to have a council like you. *Goes and binge drinks*

Dublin City Council: How about Google maps mashup with Traffic Cam motherfucker? BAM! How about SMS alerts to your mobile phone with real time traffic updates or parking information? BAM! How about our awesome telephone number: 01 222 2222 BAM! What? You think we suck? You think we’re not kicking enough ass? Well fuck a duck assholes, if you have a suggestion why don’t you get on board? Huh, bitches? What’s that? Cat got your solpadeine addicted tongues? Yeh, well why you guys are busy fucking coffee cups in the back of your Touaregs we’re doing a little something called MAXIMISING THE GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING CITY’S POTENTIAL. You want to help?

Ahem. This conversation really happened.

I’d never seen Wise Up Journal What is it?

Wise Up Journal provides an alternative media centre for Ireland, a place where controversial* Irish documentaries and stories get published and made (*when truth is controversial, we’re living in a society entirely controlled by corruption). We also cover important news from around the world to give a big picture overview of major issues affecting all of us.

They do Youtubes, in this particular one it’s claimed that the litter management plan by Dublin City Council is indicative of a far more sinister big brother society. It’s very entertaining:

The voice in the video is Alex Jones (wikipedia), of infowars.com. The wise up article is replicated at infowars.com, where there’s a couple of comments on the whole issue. I’m still trying to work out the relationship between infowars.com and the Wise up Journal, and why a Austin, Texas based radio host was talking about Dublin County Council.

To further complicate matters, it’s connected in some way to We Are Change Ireland. [The WeAreChangeIreland youtube user posted the DCC litter/big brother video above.] These punters most youtubely famously challenged Gerry Adams at a book signing.

Finally: The original Irish Independent article that spawned the whole thing.

So, after all that here’s my theory: So the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?