There’s a new Emergency Planning centre opening today to deal with the nuisance that is excessive flooding, nuclear threats etc. Do we want to know more? Hell fucking yeah we do. It’s Monday. And we’re excited. www.emergencyplanning.ie is the site. And here’s the emergencies:

Unusual packages? What, like Enda’s? And what’s with the influenza pandemic icon? Shouldn’t that be more of a green slime splodge?

Anyway, there must be more. Here’s some obvious ones:

…Do I really need to explain that one? And from Captain Emergency himself:

Yep, he’s just made a statement so vacuous, so devoid of anything, that he’s caused an actual physical disaster.

Anyone want to contribute some more? Just stick it in the comments or if you have photoshop jedi skills, here’s a blank icon to work off:

More: www.emergencyplanning.ie.

Update: Some more emergencies via the ever awesome Green Ink:

Update 2: More from superhero Green Ink:

Update 3: Off the meatrack has extended the emergencies to handle various Gary Busey related scenarios: