Hilton Injured in Paparazzi Scuffle

Paris stands by her man, despite falling on her face (+photos)

Paris’ Prague Tumble Update

Yep. This all started as an April fools joke. See, I was going to do up a theme, and Jazz Biscuit would have been renamed to Paris Watch for the day, and we all would have laughed, forever. But then I realised that there were

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news articles about Paris falling over, and all the good humour just left.

And then I found that photo and that was it. Yep, just went and whacked off into a sock for the rest of the morning. It’s like looking at the face of an angel.