Update: Video of the press conference here:

It can’t be a real news story can it? I can’t find a single other source for the story on Google news. Well, take it away Indo:

The airline will fly people in economy class across the Atlantic for €10, while those in premium class will pay €4,000 to €5,000 for “beds and blow jobs,” Mr O’Leary said. His local spokeswoman then began to choke on her glass of water while the Ryanair man added “surely you have a word for blowjobs in German,”according to local press reports.

Did he say it? Anyone know what blow job is in German and want to go do some blow job googling for me?

I’m just looking forward to the full page ads for this shit. And the blow jobs.

[Irish Independent] Membership of mile-high club goes on offer

Previously: The Ryanair song,The Ryanair Calendar and RyanAtlantic.