The internet weakens as the sun blazes down.

• The Chancer uncovers a green line gem: How to cheat on the luas.
• Lisbon Treaty campaigning is bugging Off The Meattrack.
• Are you still living at home? Jazz Biscuits ma lets him stay up late as he wants. On Weekends.
• Jenny Maguire - The Irish contestant booted out of this years Apprentice - is starting a make over studio. Le Craic has it. Jenny was on Morning Ireland this morning too.
• Una rocks is so used to plagiarism by the tabloids of Sunday articles she barely even notices it.
• The referendum commission now has video up explaining the Lisbon Treaty.

Right so, we’re into week four of The Apprentice, and Jenny is doing well. We still haven’t seen much of her, as fucktards like I’m-wearing-this-neck-scarf-to-try-and-take-attention-away-from-my-weight-issues-Clare, the other Jenny and Captain Pretty Boy keep themselves firmly in the lime light, alowing our Jenny, clearly in stealth mode to slip by undetected.

Interesting then, that her company D2 Marketing got struck off by the companies registration office because it never filed accounts. This just adds to her intrigue. It’s also to her benefit that she’s the only woman that isn’t unattractive.

Still, as we said before, she has a lot to live up to, in the form of awesome humanity example Kristina Grimes. BBC Apprentice site tells us what she’s up to now (She has her own web site, but it’s cack.):

After receiving 140 job offers post The Apprentice final, Kristina became Investment Sales Director at Dandara Ltd, Property Developers. She is making her mark in the media, where she’s completed a business show pilot for Ireland’s RTE, and is in talks about a motivational book, as well as a movie about her life story.

And while we’re on the subject, when is the Irish apprentice going to get an airing? Michael O’Leary is of course the only choice for Sir Alan’s equivalent. Or maybe Twink. Whatever, get some langers, scumbags and various currently-under-scrutiny-by-CAB individuals and RTE would have comedy gold.

Previously: Jennifer Maguire: The Apprentice: Tonight!

The BBC official Apprentice site has their page up for Jennifer Maguire, the Irish contestant.

Jennifer was born and brought up in Dublin. Rejecting university life in favour of instant earning, she hopped on a plane to New York where she waited tables in a restaurant. After a year in advertising sales back home, she ran her own successful advertising business in Brussels before taking up her current role, working within the fashion industry. Jennifer comes from a very large feisty family and isn’t afraid to have her voice heard. She sees herself as outspoken, funny and open-minded but has vowed to win The Apprentice by keeping her enemies close by her side. Apparently she can make the shape of a shamrock with her tongue….

Starts on BBC1 tonight at 9pm. Go Jenny.

Previously.