That’s right, one of the worlds most hilarious and simulataneously psychotic and scary organisations, the Catholic Church, has introduced seven new sins.

“You offend God not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbour’s wife, but also by ruining the environment, carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments, or allowing genetic manipulations which alter DNA or compromise embryos,” he said.

Cutting bits of people out to save their lives is fine, as long as you don’t use a very very very small knife and cut the very very very small bits. Good to know. The Catholic Church: Telling you how to think for centuries™.

Repent now: seven new sins introduced by Vatican.

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