Did you hear that The Irish Independent is giving away Ag Caint with Sharon Ní Bheoláin this Saturday? Is this an audio CD? What’s the point of getting Sharon Ní Bheoláin involved if all you’ll end up with at the end is audio?

I wouldn’t be surprised as a result of that razor sharp insight I am hired by them to come up with more ideas.

Here’s one more for free:

Next Saturday in the Independent:
Katy French doll with cocaine-death arm action.

Why not? You’ve done everything else, the barrell has been scraped, then licked, then given aids, then the boils that it got have been burst and the puss used for more articles.